Monday, January 19, 2004

Hack, sniffle, Hack, Hack, spew!

Feeling a little under the weather? Wondering if it's safe to sit down in the restaurant beside that shivering guy in the corner. Thinking of storing survivalist supplies in the basement because you just never know! Well if that's you, here's your early warning system, (well not so early I guess, the site is about a week behind with information, by the time you read this you could already be sick)the Canadian Flu Report.

You'll quickly learn that the further north you go, the less chance of getting the flu. Gee imagine that, where there are no people, there is no flu, what a concept! At any rate provided as a public service to all.

Be sure to phone your relatives in a panicked voice and tell them that they live in a highly contagious area, should be great fun for everyone.

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