From time to time I clear out my incoming mail and in between the hot stock tips I've not solicited and the numerous pharmaceutical opportunities available on the web, there are some pretty funny stories that folks e mail me. Here's just one story for the Podunk faithful.
Why it pays to know your religion!
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the
husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury
her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and
told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would
spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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