(With apologies to Paul Henning)
Come and listen to a story, about a gal named Leila
the poor little lady, just wanted to sit private
and then one day,she was sittin' on the bowl
when up from the ground came a bubblin' flow
oil that is
black gold
texas tea
Longview, Texas public work crews are trying to discover the source of Leila LeTourneau's sudden deposit of crude. She returned home from work to find her house covered in a slimy crude oil, bubbling from the toilet, the bathtub, the sinks, any hole to the ground is oozing the black gold.
While the experts try and figure just why oil is gushing through her house, she and her son will be staying at a Longview Hotel. Perhaps exploring their options, contacting their lawyers.
No word on if like Jed Clampett, she'll be loading up the truck and moving to Beverly, Hills that is, swimming pools , Movie stars.......
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