Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Podunk Below the Masthead--January 2006
January 31 "CANCER CENTRE FOR NORTH IS FEASIBLE"-- The Daily explores plans by Northern Health to explore the possibility of establishing a Cancer Clinic in Prince George. Giving northerwesterners a choice between going to Vancouver or the Spruce City for treatment.
January 30 "ALLIED TRIBES OFFER FEDS BREATHING ROOM"-- The decision of the North coast First Nations to give the federal government until the 24th of February to address their concerns over the container port development (story in full here)
January 27 "EDMONTON DELEGATION IMPRESSED WITH PORT"-- More Port stories from the Daily News, this time reflecting on a delegation from Edmonton including that cities mayor, who think our port is going to be just dandy!
January 26 "MASSIVE CRANE ORDER LIFTS PORT TO NEXT LEVEL"-- The Daily continues with its recitation of positive news on the container port, with word that the Cranes to tower over the waterfront have now been ordered. (Story in full here!)
January 25 "SUMMIT CALLED FOR TO SOLVE PORT ISSUES"-- A northwest aboriginal consultant suggests that consultations with the hereditary leaders of local First Nation communities may be the best approach to solve the Container Port issue.
January 24 "FEDS GIVE THUMBS UP TO PORT CONSTRUCTION"-- A report on how the Prince Rupert Port Authority has been granted an Environmental Assessment permit in order to proceed with construction on the Fairview Container Terminal, allowing the construction to begin and the project to proceed in a timely manner. Not resolved yet is the dispute with local First Nations over the land use issue.
January 23 "COASTAL PEOPLE PLAN A HEALTHIER TOMORROW"--The Daily reports on discussions of the four coastal health authorities and how they should try to provide health care.
January 20--"PORT A HOT ELECTION ISSUE"--A Recap of the impact that the container port issue had on the all candidates debate the night before at Charles Hays High School. (Story in full form here)
January 19--"FEDS URGED TO SORT OUT PORT PROBLEMS"-- A scorecard of sorts of the reaction from local politicians to the container port setback. (Story in full form here)
January 18-- "CONTAINER PORT PROJECT HITTING CHOPPY WATER"-- The story that is sending shockwaves around the city, the sudden trouble that the city's container port project has run into. (Story in full form here)
January 17-- "FIRM BLOWN AWAY BY WIND FARM POTENTIAL"-- A story on a Vancouver based wind energy company and it's plans to test the winds of the North Coast.
January 16-- "NEW DAY CARE WILL BE NEEDED AS CITY GROWS"-- Continuing with their cart before the horse approach, the Daily examines the need for daycare should the city finally achieve all the prosperity its been promised.
January 13-- "PROSPERITY TO COME AT A COST"-- The mayor got himself another front page photo, all part of a story on potential problems to the social fabric of Prince Rupert once the prosperous new future arrives at our doors.
January 12-- "FIRST NATIONS VOTES MAY BE KEY IN RIDING"-- The Daily examines the First Nations vote factor and how it may affect the final tallies in the Skeena Bulkley Valley riding.
January 11-- "GAMING CENTRE GETS 'OK'"-- The trials and tribulations of bringing enhanced gaming to Prince Rupert. The story focused on the city councilors and their opinions about the expanded amount of gambling now destined for the city.
January 10-- "GAMING CENTRE PLAN DRAWS A BIG CROWD"-- Details of the public hearing into a proposed Community Gaming Centre for the old Royal Canadian Legion site.
January 9-- "MUDSLINGING STARTS IN CLOSE CAMPAIGN"-- Recounting the tales of the campaign in the Skeena-Bulkley Valley riding as the two front running candidates duke it out for the electorates vote.
January 6-- "CANDIDATES BATTLE TO STAY ON CAMPAIGN TRAIL"-- Stories of the great election campaign of 2006. Skeena Bulkley Valley offers the different candidates many challenges. High among them incidents with wildlife, a tale of Mike Scotts encounter with a Moose while out looking for votes.
January 5-- "STAKES ARE HIGH FOR GAMING"-- Previewing the various aspects of the bid to create a Community Gaming Centre on the grounds of the old Royal Canadian Legion. The group looking to bring the Centre to Prince Rupert will make its presentation at a public hearing on Monday at 7pm at City Hall.
January 4-- "TELECOM FIRM HAPPY IT RANG IN CHANGES"-- A story on the merging of Citytel and Monarch cable and how the purchase of the cable operation other changes in the telecom industry will play out for the new company.
January 3-- "MAN HELD AFTER GUNSHOT"-- The Daily recounts the harrowing events of New Years Eve on Seventh Avenue East, Police responding to a domestic disturbance report become involved in a melee with a resident of a Seventh Avenue East residence. In the altercation the man somehow got a hold of an officers handgun and fired off a round, the ricochet cause a broken toe to one of the responding officers. Another officer suffered a broken wrist in the incident. A 34 year old Prince Rupert resident faces multiple charges to start off his New Year.
Pictures of Podunk: Homeworks at Cow Bay
The Prince Rupert waterfront is slowly evolving from its original industrial and commercial base, an example of which above is the former Love Electric building. Where fishermen would once buy electronic gear and have motors fixed, now tourists and locals can now buy furniture and items of tourist kitsch. Browsing the floors of Homeworks gives the visitor many unusual things to discover.Monday, January 02, 2006
Fear of a Howard Planet!
Yes, finally the Great White North could share in the cross border joy of hundreds of signals blasted to their personal players or taken on the road in their cars. The promise of non stop hockey, the best of music, talk show topics for all, it was to be a brand new, brave new world for our aural enjoyment.
Curiously though the folks at Sirius Canada were quiet about one name, a broadcaster who had become synonymous with the future of satellite Radio. Howard Stern, was all over the mainstream media in December, there with Katie Couric, sharing chuckles with Ed Bradley at 60 minutes, showing up on CNN, even with Bill O'Reilly at Fox, it was all Howard, all the time. Defended as a beacon of free speech, by the New York Times and PBS, two news gathering organizations that probably never considered the Stern phenomena as of interest until now.
Stern had jumped to Sirius radio in the USA, his show which is to start in mid January single handedly seemed to bring life to the Sirius brand in the US, with a launch in Canada of the two competing systems, many felt that a Stern presence at Sirius would win the day for the Canadian rights holders as well. But not so fast there Stern fans, Sirius Canada, worried about the CRTC and its past history and dislike of all things Howard, has chosen to not carry the Stern show for the tender ears of Canadians.
Stern had a short lived exposure to Canadians a few years ago when three Canadian stations broadcasted his program in the local markets of Toronto, Vancouver and Montreal, the show which at times can be vulgar and crude, was met with mixed a reaction and seemed to provide extra employment opportunities for receptionists at the CRTC and the Canadian Broadcast Standards offices.
Eventually, the Standard radio chain chose to discontinue the Stern program, bowing to the pressure put upon it by the CRTC and faltering ratings in the key markets, Canada was once again free of the scourge of Stern.
With the debut of satellite radio however the return of Howard hovered ominously over Canada, the folks at Sirius Canada were a tad disingenuous in the pre Christmas selling season, not really saying that they would not carry Stern, but never really saying that they would. Today they announced that they wouldn't be picking up the controversial hosts move to the unregulated world of satellite in the USA.
Stern who has run into trouble in the US with the FCC over the years, has moved to Sirius to keep his show true to what he wants to do, by becoming a subscription based service he now is free to continue on with his brand of entertainment without fear of censure or fine. His arrival at Sirius has been greeted like a general liberating villages everywhere from the yoke of totalitarianism, well almost everywhere we guess.
The problem for Sirius Canada now is that many Canadians have decided to vote with their ears, forsaking the sanitized and regulated Sirius Canada service for a fake American address and a grey market account with Sirius USA, something like 80,000 Canadians are reported to have signed up for the American version of Sirius, something that wasn't supposed to happen with Sirius gaining a license to operate in Canada.
The folks at Sirius Canada are doing the math as we write this, tabulating the cost of letting their audience leave to seek out another source of their satellite fix all in quest of a guy named Howard. They say they have until January 9th to make a final decision, whether to risk the wrath of the CRTC or the wrath of a Stern fan spited.
The CRTC which seems to live in a universe that no longer exists, seems to think it can hold back the tide of communications, Canadians are suggesting otherwise. It may take the business executives at Sirius to make a decision as to who might eventually win the battle for Canadians ears. The fact that the consumer has to actively seek out and pay for the access to the Stern program should be enough of a statement for the CRTC to leave the nanny like state behind. If someone is paying for the program, one suspects that they aren't going to complain about its content.
We'd like to believe that Canadian culture is strong enough to survive the offerings of Howard Stern. Those that don't like his brand of radio have no need to listen and can't really listen unless they willingly subscribe. That one act of paying for his programming would seem the perfect solution for the CRTC's dilemma.
It would be rather ironic to see the nascent Canadian Industry suffer needlessly, as Canadian radio listeners actively seek out Stern, while abandoning the many other new Canadian options available to them via Sirius Canada.
The approach being planned by Sirius Canada under fear of the CRTC, is believed to be called shooting yourself in your foot.
Sunday, January 01, 2006
New Years in the Americas
Saturday, December 31, 2005
Seventh Avenue East shooting?
Seven police cars responded to what is believed to be a shots fired call around 7:30 or so, since the initial arrival of the police only three cars have remained on the site, but traffic has been blocked at the top of the hill by Plaza and the corner of Frederick and 7th Avenue, a number of people were seen being led away from a residence in the 1400 block of the street.
One officer was spotted standing in front of the front door, while onlookers were directed away from the scene. It's not believed that anyone has been injured in the incident.
Update: A 34 year old Prince Rupert resident was arrested and charged with a number of offences. Two officers were injured in the incident. One officer sustained a broken toe when a bullet ricocheted off of his boot, another officer received a broken wrist in the altercation.
Full details of the situation are available in a posting from January 3rd.
A New Year comes to Europe
Should Auld acquaintance be forgot!
I'm not a Scot, but I assume that the bagpipes make the song. But for those who may not want the pipes a piping, try this version.
For those house parties that can't find the tune, turn either version up and let er blow!
Have a Happy New Year!
Advice for the over indulgent
One if by land, two if by sea
From many of the fifty states, senators and congressman have suggested that having America become a gated community, might be a dandy idea in the post 9-11 American reality.
This of course has been shrugged off in Canada as folly, the idea that the Northern flank is some kind of gaping hole waiting to be over run by ne'er do well and terrorist alike seems rather silly. But still it's an issue that seems to be picking up speed with each successive disagreement between the two countries. The idea seems rather ludicrous considering the amount of trade between the two countries, not to mention the tourist industries that are dependent on a smooth and easy crossing between the two nations. But even the craziest of ideas can find a supporter (especially the crazy kids at Fox Television News) if there is some funding available.
Now just in time for a brand new year, the Washington Post has published an interesting bit of reading material that may give Canadians cause to reconsider our objections to a giant impediment to our friends to the south. As a New Years Eve present, the Post has dusted off the ancient plans for attack from the USA on Canada that date back to the 1920's.
With the title "Joint Army and Navy Basic War Plan - Red", the 94 page document that once was listed as secret, provides a step by step description as to how our friends and neighbours would come across the line to annex our home and native land.
The shock and awe Northern style would begin in Halifax, where the US Navy would take control of the port city (it could explain that recent visit by the American Nuclear sub). The plan in Nova Scotia would be to ensure that the British Navy would not come to our aid . Somehow we think that a country that would sell us such quality marine hardware as our four subs, won't be making the crossing but you never know, they may feel guilty or something.
From Halifax the Americans would take Niagara Falls (they've always been jealous of our Horse Shoe falls haven't they) where power plants would be shut down to leave Ontarions to freeze in the dark. Hmm, perhaps they Americans have heard from the land of Ralph with a few words of advice for the Pentagon as they upgrade the plan.
After Ontario has been neutered, it would up through Vermont into Quebec, across the plains to the railway city of Winnipeg, across the great lakes to seize the ports and then finally to those shipping lanes leading to the Atlantic and Pacific, to cut us off from the world, as the Americans prepare to lock us down.
The original plan back in the 1920's was designed to actually fight a war against the British, a war which would lead to the American's becoming the dominant world power as the last century moved along. As things turned out, the British would fight the Germans instead, the Americans would catch up to the action as the forties got underway and by the fifties would actually become that dominant world power, all without one shot of anger fired in Canada's direction.
By then any plans to attack Canada were shelved, the Battle plan declassified by 1974 and available at the American National Archives for photo copying at fifteen cents a page. If you see a CSIS agent with lots of change in his pockets, perhaps he's on a secret mission to obtain more details about any pending hostilities.
The Post by publishing the details of the American plan, may bring back those fond memories of the days of Paul Revere and stir up those latent national feelings for Manifest Destiny.
To stand on guard for thee, the Canadian Department of Defence put together its own review of the American war plans, provided here for those looking for a little light reading to ring in the New Year.
After perusing the various documents and factoring the current state of Canada US relations, we may have to take a second look at that old wall idea. Perhaps that it may not be such a bad idea after all, not so much as to keep us out of America, but to keep them away from us.
If nothing else, with a wall up (and a few doors we assume) we'd have a better idea where we should watch, should the neighbours get a little to covetous of our property line.
Friday, December 30, 2005
A missed opportunity for Podunk?
While not much has been heard of that around here for a while now, down Squamish way they're heralding the new year with new employment opportunities. Quantum Wind Power Corporation is planning on investing 250 million dollars on a wind turbine factory, manufacturing the turbines to supply renewable energy to a number of companies around North America.
Squamish was touted as the ideal location because of its deep water port, railway access and warehousing infrastructure. Not to mention the need to bring new jobs to the community. Hmm, sounds like a place on the north coast we all might know.
The project will initially provide full time jobs for 300 residents, who have suffered setbacks in the forestry sector over the last few years, including the closing of the pulp mill and sawmill there. Industry officials suggest that with the wind power infrastructure soon to be in place, Squamish stands to be on the leading edge of a new and growing industry.
Good for them, but too bad that a project that had been touted for the North Coast for so many years, seems stalled while other municipalities put together a plan to bring home the deal. We wonder what ever happened to the plans for development at our end of the province?
Pictures of Podunk: The Port of the Future!

A rather desolate looking place at the moment, but by early 2006 it should be bustling with construction. The home of the future Gateway to the pacific, the Prince Rupert Container port. Located on the west side of the city, the massive port project could redefine Prince Rupert's place in the shipping world!
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Perhaps a time out is in order!
The latest Liberal candidate for self destruction is David Emerson, who recently compared Jack Layton to having Boiled dogs face smile. Apparently a quaint Chinese statement taught to him by his Hong Kong born wife, Theresa Yeuk Si-Tang. Who it seems is at least more entertaining than Emerson as far as public speaking goes and one suspects better at recounting Chinese sayings. Emerson says he only used the term in jest, a happy go lucky bit of reverie, designed to entertain the local Liberals at one of those interminable bun fests one must go to as a candidate.
Of course, some folks might argue that suggesting that someone has a Boiled Dogs Face smile is not exactly a Dale Carnegie moment. In fact some suggest that it's a literal translation of an old Chinese insult, and considering the recent Liberal travails with Chinese dogs and such, probably it might have been a wiser strategy to find a less abrasive bit of verbal battle. Better yet, perhaps the Liberals should just stay away from those wonderful, yet not easily translated bits of Chinese lore.
Not wishing that the nation descend into politically correct boredomfest, we at the Podunk truly hope that the Liberal handlers and candidates keep on trucking. They've taken over that wonderful turf held by the Conservatives of the last election, where every day offered up yet another bombastic bit of theatre, guaranteed to make Stephen Harper wish he'd stayed with the exciting world of Economics, tax matters and lobbying.
No instead in this election, Harper has been able to keep his shoot from the lip gang tightly monitored, there have been no sound bytes from hell to deal with thus far, as the Conservatives reveal remarkable discipline.
Instead all the gaffes belong to Paul's pals, the formerly urbane and supposedly sophisticated Liberals, who always seemed to look down their noses at the uncultured ways of the opposition parties. Now its that same Liberal gene pool that makes up the growing group of chatty cats, a group who deliver to the media on a daily basis, the grist for the lampoon mill.
Somebody at Liberal control had best get the word out that a few time outs might be timely things at the moment. Advice from old Mama Liberal, that if you don't have anything nice to say about someone, then don't say anything at all, just might be the golden rule to self preservation to live by.
Perhaps Mrs. Emerson can provide the Prime Minister with a quaint expression to describe a candidate who causes his leader much in the way of political indigestion. Otherwise if this trend continues, the Liberals may find themselves out of time and out of office by January 23rd.
Christmas is for families!
Ginglen, who up until the robbery spree was considered a model citizen of the community, had been turned in by his son, a Peoria, Illinois police officer. It seems that Ginglen Jr., recognized Dad on surveillance tapes from the string of robberies and went to work to bring in the fatherly felon.
The life of Mr. Ginglen Sr., began to unravel in 2001 when he lost a number of jobs and descended into a life of crime and drug use. During the crime spree, the elderly bandit committed at least seven robberies, two of them armed. In the two year crimewave he stole over 53,000 dollars, lavished his girlfriend with numerous presents and consorted with a number of prostitutes and crack dealers.
It all ended in November of 2004, when his son went to his house and confronted the father seizing a various pieces of evidence, taking Dad into to the local police which eventually led to his fathers incarceration.
In the understatement of the year, Ginglen's son said "there are no winners here today".
We've got the job, even some money!

Are you good at math? Have the ability to balance a chequebook? Able to make the occasional deposit to the bank?
Comfortable in chasing down tax revenues? Willing to make cold calls in a quest for delinquent tax payments?
Do You like the music of Kenny Rogers and the Pet Shop Boys?
If you answered yes to all of those and are not concerned about short term financial shortfalls, increasing debt or crumbling infrastructure, Then Podunk wants you!
Check out the specs for the job of Chief Financial Officer and see if we can count you in!
Podunk, a Herb Pond joint!
Terrace aircrash affected Rupert business and government services
In fact Service Canada the folks that do up our EI, Old Age Security and Canada Pension Plan accounts and such, have advised those clients who filled out forms on December 19 and 20th in Smithers, Terrace and Prince Rupert to contact their local office to make sure that their paper work is still progressing as intended. Otherwise delays may result in payments out.
The Terrace Standard has done a number of follow up pieces on the crash and its aftermath in its most recent edition. Among the articles is the report of Navair surrendering its operating license to Transport Canada, details of the ongoing crash investigation, as well as very interesting story on the firefighting requirements for airports the size of Terrace and Prince Rupert. It makes for fascinating reading for anyone who flies out of any Northwest airport.
Because bandwidth is a terrible thing to waste.
Here is one such site.
We're not sure if this is a promise or a warning!
Serious Stevie comes to town!
Of course by the time I picked up my copy of the Podunkian at 3 pm, he may very well have been out of town, his plan was for a quick visit to the Container Port construction site, a stop out at Ridley to see the sights and then a meet and greet bunfest at the Crest.
The only real indication that there was something up, was the plethora of Mike Scott signs that suddenly appeared along the highway. Lining the route out to the Grain elevator (perhaps so the handlers -political ones not the grain guys and gals- wouldn't get lost) they gave the impression that the Conservatives might have actually had some folks around campaigning for them, though sightings of Mike Scott around these parts have been rare since the campaign first got under way.
It's kind of a confusing little campaign this one, local candidates that keep the lowest of profiles and a national leader that comes to town under some kind of stealth plan. Normally you trumpet your leaders arrival days in advance so as to get a big turnout for those ever popular crowd shots and such. More importantly it might be a handy way for the National leader to find out what the local issues might be in this oft forgotten part of the nation. Not here though, there was precious little advance notice of the visit. Here in Podunk we find out almost by accident that somebody is in town.
Hope Steve enjoyed the stay, wonder if he met any of the locals along the way?
Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
The gist of the investigation is to see if anyone inside the Finance ministry might have given a heads up to investors, prior to the public announcement, a situation which of course could have made a few fellow Canadians (and out of country investors as well) very very rich.
The potential scandal has been brewing for a number of weeks now, but it's with a letter from the RCMP commissioner to NDP Finance critic Judy Wasylycia-Leis that things begin to pick up steam. In his correspondence, Commissioner Guiliano Zaccardelli confirmed that a review had been held and an official investigation was now under way.
This as they would say, is not a good optical moment for the Paul Martin Liberals, in the midst of a campaign in which the credibility of the government has been called into question time and time again, a new concern raises its little flag.
The opposition have been calling for the Finance Minister to step down during the investigation, something that Ralph Goodale has refused to do, as he claims that the RCMP say there is no appearance of wrongdoing on his part.
The latest bit of bad news follows a stream of miscues by senior Liberal strategists who seem to be studying from scripts of the gang who couldn't shoot straight. From insulting seniors and abandoning Liberal leader Jean Charest in Quebec, to suggesting parents aren't competent enough to figure out how to care for their kids, it's been a cavalcade of errors that somehow have yet to resonate in the polling numbers ---- yet.
One wonders if the latest bit of trouble over at finance will be the final hole in the good ship Liberal's bow. Perhaps like any good captain, Minister Goodale wishes to go down with his ship! If so he may have company, it may be a fate that may befall a former shipping line owner we all might know, if these inconvenient little negative events keep popping up in this star crossed campaign.
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Just a little rumble
Pictures of Podunk: Idle Fishing Lodges

On the opposite side of Seal Cove, towards Butze's Rapids is the winter home for many of the fishing lodges that call the Northwest home. In the summertime, sport fishermen from the world over travel to this part of the country to try and reel in the big one. This shot is taken from the Industrial park, looking across the inlet to the Northern shores.
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
The Burden of Being George
The Jib Jab boys are back again, to roast George one more time!
One mis-step after another
First there were the snide remarks destined to the representative of the Canadian Association of the Retired Persons early on in the campaign, then the famous Beer and popcorn shot directed towards the average Canadian and their daycare aspirations. There have been references to Nazism in Quebec and then suggestions that the Conservatives won't be tough enough with Quebec.
Today it's the revelations of a reference to Jack Laytons wife and a Chinese dog. Mike Klander who is or maybe that should be was, a high ranking Liberal official in Ontario has been forced to resign his position after his blog put up a photo spread with a "separated at birth" section, featuring Olivia Chow, NDP candidate in Toronto and wife of NDP leader Jack Layton side by side with a picture of a chow chow dog. It also included rants and tirades directed at other figures in the campaign, none of them in a particularly flattering light.
Mike Klander stepped down, after his photos which were posted on December 9th became more commonly known as the campaign moved on. Of course besides the embarrassment of being told he's off the campaign the other worrisome trend for him is the fact that no one seemed to notice his blog until now, and with the outcry of disgust at his postings, the Liberals have pulled it off the net. One suspects that his former blog site, which is now vacant with the blog being purged, probably gets more hits now than it ever did before!
Many of his compatriots point out that blogs are highly personal and he was just expressing a personal opinion, all be it in rather crude and childish verbiage. But he should have realized that his position as a high official of the Liberals in Ontario, would make him fair game for those wishing to point out his poorly handled and apparently not very funny witticims. His entries are a signal to many, that the Liberal negative campaign is in ready mode and we guess that he just beat the crowd to the mudpit.
Sounds like he could use the skills of this guy in rebuilding his particular image at the moment.
Update: Thin skinned political hacks? Hmm, you may notice a couple of the links above no longer lead anywhere, seems the folks at Klander et al, didn't like the increased traffic we guess. Too bad cause it was a nice little bit of irony there, what with the principals self professed ability to bring people together and all of that!
Monday, December 26, 2005
Sunday, December 25, 2005
As the guy in the Red Suit says; Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night!
May we all find peace in our troubled world, as we share in the joy of this Christmas season.
A few salutations of the season, courtesy of the folks at the Toronto Star who have done all the hard work here!
We wish one and all a Very Merry Christmas! May these glad tidings of this season of hope, touch us all and last through the year!
Saturday, December 24, 2005
Claus Lit 101
Frenzied Friday!
Last minute shoppers were out in force on Friday as what was expected to be the busiest shopping day of the year did not disappoint retailers. Historically, Canadians hit the malls in full force on December 23rd, many with a plan to dash in and out, others to wander aimlessly, zombie like, lost in the aisles as they try to come to grips with having waited until the last possible moment.
According to VISA Canada, 37% of us still had gifts to purchase as the stores opened on Friday morning. Before the last store locked its doors for the night, over 8 million of us, or one in every four Canadians would venture into the stores in hopes of finding that one last must have gift.
It was a day expected to put 1.9 billion dollars into the economy, in a one day shopper’s blitz. The busiest time for those tempting the supply Gods, would be between 2 and 4 when it was anticipated that 600 debit and credit card transactions would be handled per second across the country.
Clothing, wine and spirits were popular options for those who were tardy in their Christmas shopping this year. But once again it was something simple, that would bail out the most hapless of Christmas shoppers.
For those that didn’t quite find that special something, the fall back plan was a traditional one. Canadians will purchase Gift Certificates or gift Cards once again, taking the pressure off those that forgot to make a list and check it twice.
They will however prove to be a sensible and timesaving option for their intended ones. Saving the happy recipient one other traditional step, this of course the Boxing Day returns line.
Pictures of Podunk: Looking North over Mariners Park
Friday, December 23, 2005
Are we chasing a wave that's already crested?

With Royop Corporation making its plans to build a shopping village on Highway Sixteen, the various concerns over potential business losses have been expressed quite a bit in the last two months.
But could it be that the Downtown business owners may be worrying about the wrong competitors?
CKNW's Bill Good had an informative half hour of business news at 11 am on Thursday morning as regular contributor Michael Levy provided some interesting food for thought. Internet shopping is up 28% this year from last years Canadian totals. With more and more Canadians preferring to click their basket full rather than walk the aisles of their local stores. So not only is the small business owner suffering a reduction of walk in shoppers, but so are the Big Box retailers on the edge of any town.
Anybody watching the streets of Podunk these last few weeks has seen those white postal vans, the Purolator guys or the Loomis couriers making their frantic deliveries, dashing over town from east to west sometimes late into the night.
The volume of their loads and the lateness of their hours a testimony to even Podunkians love of internet shopping. The internet experience is so simple now, the delivery system almost seamless, that it sometimes seems quite silly to trudge through the monsoon rains to stand in line to make an actual personal purchase.
In most cases the items ordered from the likes of Amazon.ca, Future shop, Indigo books, et al takes less than a week to go from mouse click to doorbell ring. And in quite a few cases the price of the product to your door is up to 40% less than a local purchase, freight included.
It's a trend that should give many retailers cause for concern, as the process becomes simpler and simpler. The sea change of commerce has just begun around the world and Podunk will be be no different.
But it makes you wonder if perhaps the biggest concern of the local retailers should not be some bogeyman called Wal Mart or Canadian Tire. But rather our very own local Citywest, that portal that connects us to the shopping carts of the world.
So who's running this team anyways?
The Canadian Olympic Committee had to make sure its messy fingerprints were all over the final decision. For some inexplicable reason, all of Wednesday's feel good announcements were left to the background on Thursday as the bureaucrats at the Olympic Committee decided to hold a cross country conference call to decide if a few of the more controversial selections were truly of Olympic mettle.
What was supposed to be a simple and short press release turned into a day long soap opera as apparently the Olympic handlers wrung their hands over the names of Bertuzzi and Doan and maybe even Heatley.
Word leaked out in BC first that the Olympic Committee was particularly disturbed with the inclusion of Todd Bertuzzi to the 26 man roster, his misdeed in the Steve Moore incident in the NHL of a few years ago, still apparently resonates in the halls of the COC.
The drama played out on the sports talk stations of the country through the day, becoming the thing of farce later in the afternoon. As even more details began to filter out, suggesting that if the Gretzky chosen team was over ruled by the Olympic body, then Gretzky would walk away from the National team. An incident which would have sent a domino theory of happenings that could have ended up with a mess of Olympian proportions and no doubt become the most intriguing story in Canadian hockey history.
By days end it seemed it all ended as it began, the Canadian team roster would proceed as announced, the only change in the situation the embarrassment of a clueless Olympic committee that managed to shoot their own messenger in the foot while at the same time alarming the nation's hockey fans.
The simple question to ask this bureaucratic buffoons is this; why did they not address their concerns to Gretzky and Co. in the weeks leading up to the selection of the team. By handling this situation in such a ham handed manner, they not only cut the legs of their hand picked Hockey manager out from under him, they also could have potentially have sewn the seeds of a hockey rebellion at home that would have had major ramifications for Canada's international hockey reputation.
There are many that don't feel that Todd Bertuzzi should have been included on the Canadian roster, they have valid concerns but in the end one has to decide that if he's been re-instated in the NHL then he should be available to play in International events. And if he's not to be allowed it should not be decided after he's been named to the team.
All we can say is it's a good thing none of the Committee members actually play the game of hockey, a disorganized group such as this would have a hell of a time getting out of their own end of the rink!
The above post first appeared on my HockeyNation blog, for more items about hockey check it out!
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Two more sleeps till lift off!
The NORAD website has been updated with the latest technology, to give all those that believe, the chance to track their favourite Chief Executive Elf. Be sure to check out the cool download section, where there are a number of activities available for the young ones to use before they get ready to go to bed.
With radar scopes and fighter escorts, Santa will travel from East to West on Christmas Eve, marking the 50th year that the Continens Defence units have been tasked to keep Santa safe and lend a helping hand.
Check it all out at the NORAD site, where on Christmas Eve video reports and radar projections will follow Mr. Claus as he makes his rounds.
Twenty six for Turin!
The exclusion of Sidney Crosby has had a few fans chattering all night long, but the backlash against the rapid rise of the Nova Scotian of the last few weeks might have been a hint that he might not get the nod. The impression of the Pittsburgh franchise at the moment is one of a rather divided group, that's something the Olympic team would most definitely wish to stay away from in a short elimination tournament.
Crosby will no doubt get more than enough chances to take part in International hockey over the years to come, with many of the current players in what will surely be their last competition on the international stage, Crosby will be handed a torch just in time for the Vancouver Olympics of 2010.
Todd Bertuzzi and Dany Heatley made the grade and that seems to have a few folks concerned as well, many feel that the different situations the two have been involved in over the last couple of years should have weighed against their participation, the managers of Team Canada obviously saw things a little differently. The inclusion of the two will certainly not detract from the on ice effort, which in the end is pretty well all the folks on Team Canada were probably concerned about.
The goaltending situation looks fairly set, Martin Brodeur, Roberto Luongo and Marty Turco will be the last line of defence for the red and white, with Brodeur expected to receive the bulk of the work.
No one could argue with the selection of Joe Sakic to be the captain of Canada's team, Sakic has long been a participant in the International arena, his quiet leadership will be prove to be a solid choice to help bring together a veteran line up.
The joyous nature of the announcement was overshadowed a bit by the sadness at the passing of Wayne Gretzky's mother Phyllis, earlier this week. Gretzky of course could not attend the announcement today as he was tending to family matters in preparation for the funeral, but he did issue a statement thanking Canadians for their kind words in his families time of sorrow. He also congratulated the successful aspirants to the quest for Olympic gold.
With less than two months to go until the puck drops in Turin, there will be lots of debate regarding the names selected today. The Canoe website has a good number of stories on today's development, available from this link!
The above post first appeared in my HockeyNation blog, for more items about hockey check it out!
Pictures of Podunk: Besner Block
One of Prince Rupert's older buildings the Besner Block is located in the heart of the downtown area. Dating back to 1928, it's been part of the city's landscape for over 77 years. Presently home to a bank, realtor and lawyers offices to name a few, it's a dominant site on the corner of 3rd Avenue and 3rd Street.Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Where were you when the votes were held?
Conservative Mike Scott and incumbent Nathan Cullen have been busy taking shots at each other in the Terrace area, as the trail to the January 23rd vote gets set to take a Christmas sabbatical.
The latest issue of note is Scott’s former attendance record when he was the Reform MP for the riding back in the 1990’s. Cullen had questioned his dedication to the job back then, suggesting that Mr. Scott was absent from the House of Commons more than 50% of the time during his years in Ottawa.
Scott countered that claim by stating that he was a hard working MP, given to having 14-16 hour days at a time and spending a good portion of his days traveling the nation in his positions of Fisheries and Indian and Northern affairs critic. He also suggested it would be hard for Cullen to know anything of his work back then, as the NDP candidate was busy sitting on a beach in Costa Rica or something. The statement was a reference to the land of Cullen’s previous employment, prior to moving to Smithers.
Scott also put forward the idea that the NDP incumbent did not really have a good feeling for his riding, being a late arrival to the area. Scott feels that Cullen has no concept as to what the people of Skeena-Bulkley Valley do for a living or how they live their lives. Scott played up the concept that Cullen is but a Johnny come lately to the area, not aware of the ridings past history or the issues of the area.
The nasty bit of acrimony has played itself out in the pages of the Terrace Standard as voters there prepare for their all candidates meeting of January 11th, when the two candidates will once again renew acquaintances and one liners for a live audience.
And while our friends in Terrace are treated to some live theatre, we in Podunk would hardly know there is an election underway. Precious few lawn or street signs dot the landscapes and spotting a candidate in the area is an ever rarer occurrence. One thing seems certain though, it truly is but a two man race in Skeena-Bulkley Valley, the remainder of the candidates have such a low profile as to be invisible and apparently mute.
Lets hope these two more talkative Sunshine Boys bring the road show to town before Election Day, the locals could use a little entertainment.
Anybody but Tony!
Copps the former Deputy Prime Minister in the Jean Chretien government, has offered assistance to the Conservative candidate in her former riding of Hamilton East-Stony Creek, providing Frank Rukavina and his campaign with advice on how to get out the vote. Interestingly enough though, she's urging residents of the riding to throw their support towards the NDP candidate Wayne Marston.
In fact, it seems that anyone running in the riding is in the running for Copps assistance, as long as they aren't a Liberal or named Tony Valeri. Neither Mr. Marston nor Mr. Rukavina however should expect a long term relationship, comittment may be something not to be taken to seriously for Ms. Copps, her blog site for Copps and Associates has not been updated since March of 2005, when she advised she was about to address a meeting of Green Party members. Have a party, Sheila will travel!
Copps and Valeri had a bitter dispute prior to the last general election, when Valeri effectively booted her not only out of her own riding but out of the government of Paul Martin. Two years later it's apparently payback time for Sheila.
Valeri who only won the riding last time by 972 votes is apparently not concerned about the Copps advisory roles. And he probably hopes she continues to help out both sides of the political road in the campaign. If she convinces enough voters to split their vote, the old Liberal tradition of coming up the middle could work out quite nicely for Valeri.
Courier Plane crashes in Terrace
Fire and Rescue officials from Terrace were on the scene quickly, but sadly the two pilots on board both perished in the crash.
Weather in Terrace at the time of the crash was listed as overcast with a visibility of about 15 kilometers.
The Transportation Safety Board is currently investigating the incident to determine the cause of the fatal crash.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Rampaging Santa's wreaking havoc!
The Bad Santa syndrome has struck again as reports of erratic and hostile behaviour make the round of the nightly news.
Pretenders to the throne of the holly jolly head elf continue to make more naughty than nice, running the risk of rather bleak Christmas for some of these over inebriated Claus impostors.
Should this keep up much longer this week it very well could be Coal for everyone!
Blame Canada, again!
Last week it was MSNBC weenie Tucker Carlson crapping all over the Great White North, describing us as a nation of stalkers, likened to a retarded cousin who needs to be patted on the head from time to time.
Now it’s the turn of a rather insignificant United States Senator from Montana to speak his bit, once again trotting out one of the greatest urban legends of current time. Rep. Conrad Burns yesterday uttered the apparently still held belief, that those terrorists that brought down the World Trade Centre and attacked the Pentagon had all gained entry to the United States through Canada.
Senator Burns repeated this bit of bumph while discussing a possible need for a great wall of America across the frozen tundra of the 49th parallel. It seems in addition to a flood of terrorists running through Burns’ mind, there are drug runners and other miscreants of society just waiting to cross the ole Sweetgrass border crossing, something that sends shivers down the uh, (spine?) of the good Senator.
Burns in a hyperbolic display of ignorance claimed that those that brought such misery to America came through the porous borders of the longest undefended border. It’s an old bit of rhetoric that pops up from time to time, despite the facts to the contrary. For the record Burnsy, NOT ONE evil doer snuck across the 49th in the middle of the night to bring terror to America in those fateful days. The terrorists of 9-11 actually all gained legal entry to the United States from other nations, not Canada. But hey, never let the facts get in the way of a good story eh Connie?
Even more disturbing is the revelation that prior to becoming a US Senator, Burns was a journalist and then broadcast executive in Montana. There’s nothing like checking the facts out before getting the story out, not that the US media has shown signs of being a cadre of deep thinkers over the years. The problem is when these people make their statements; it seems it’s considered to be as though Moses himself has transferred the Good word to the tablets.
Burns is apparently in a spot of trouble in his district, so ganging up on Canada makes good copy on the Northern Plains. He’s been in the forefront of the keep Canadian cattle out of America campaign, when he’s not busy getting into trouble over improper campaign contributions.
The worrisome thing is that it seems despite the truth, many Americans seem to buy this blarney that Canada is constantly sending squadrons of trouble makers through the border to wreak havoc.
The idea of a huge wall of America is something that the Canadian government really has no interest in, preferring to let the free passage of goods and people continue on as it has over the last hundred years or so. With that thought prevalent in Ottawa, we are urging for saner heads to prevail in the USA, only problem is, one is beginning to wonder if such a thing exists in those corridors of power below the 49th!
Come Sing a Song of Joy?
If you can top these samples, send them your creation.
Monday, December 19, 2005
Canada's Hockey Mom passes away!
Wayne Gretzky had flown back to Brantford over the weekend, which became a signal to many that time was short for his mother. Questions of his participation in the Team Canada process were left for a different day, as many hoped for a turn around in her condition. A turn around that sadly never came to pass.
Anyone who has played minor hockey, knows the importance of parents to a young hockey players life. They rise early to get them to practice, drive long distances to make games or tournaments, hold the fundraisers, take second jobs to pay for equipment, it's very much a family commitment in many cases. Phyllis Gretzky was no exception, Wayne has recounted how she would drive him to the early morning practices and while she seemed to stay very much in the background, "she was glue that held it all together".
We offer our condolences to the Gretzky family, while their loss is very much a private matter it's also in a way a national loss. It will bring back for many the sacrifices of parents the nation over to pursue our national sport, losing one of your biggest backers is a hard thing to try to understand.
Lets hope that the Gretzky's feel the support of an entire nation who truly understand as they face their time of sadness.
The above posting first appeared on my HockeyNation blog, for more items about hockey check it out!
And then there are those that just don't get it!
The digital bits had barely been circulated to the Blogger home site before another story made the rounds that makes you realize we still have a long road ahead of us.
Hockey fans in Chicoutimi presented their worst face over the weekend as Ted Nolan coach of the Moncton Wildcats brought his squad into Chicoutimi for a Quebec junior league match. Nolan who is of First Nation's descent was shocked and dismayed by the recpetion that greeted him as he coached his squad through the game.
The Chicoutimi crowd exhibited some reprehensible behaviour by uttering racial ephithets and making obscene gestures and racist gestures to the Moncton coach. Nolan, a former NHL coach of the year with Buffalo has seen a lot in his career, but nothing prepared him for the outright racism that he faced in Chicoutimi.
The folks there have more than embarrased themselves, they've shown a side of their culture that is not a pretty sight and should give them all a cause to ponder exactly their place in a modern society.
The management of the Sagueneens have been quick to get a press release out saying how disgusted they are at the behaviour of a number of their fans, but their disgust seems rather hollow. Nolan reported that the security guards at the rink were laughing at the comments and did nothing to expel those that were the worst offenders.
Management claim Nolan may have misunderstood some of the actions of the fans as racist, when they were apparently doing a tomahawk chop to celebrate a goal by one of their own players, Francois Verreault-Paul who is of aboriginal heriitgae. Now perhaps that is correct, know one really knows for sure but it certainly doesn't excuse the other actions by their fans, Nolan probably knows racism when he comes across it and it seems he feels that he has seen it and didn't like what he saw this weekend. The Sagueneens management may be talking the good talk about ridding sport of racism, but frankly they're nowhere near walking any kind of walk.
Nolan deserves much more than just an apology, but one wonders if the folks of Chicoutimi really get it anyways. They claim that the behaviour of their fans is not indicative of the beliefs of the people of their community, but you would have a hard time persuading Nolan of that at the moment.
Someone who gets it!
Tom Hedican, who works as a professional hockey coach in Europe is home in North Bay for Christmas. He came up with what seems like a terrific idea to help out the North Bay Food Bank while at the same time getting the young people of North Bay involved in helping those less fortunate.
Since his arrival back in Canada for the Christmas break, Hedican has been running hockey practices for the youth of North Bay, the only stipulation is that they must bring a donation for the North Bay Food Bank. He's volunteered his knowledge, while the kids bring the goods.
And so far it's been a major success. All of Hedican's planned sessions have been booked solid and his truck has been filled to the top with donations for the Food Bank. Hedican credits his respect for Bruce Springsteen for the idea, Springsteen regularly donates to Food Banks wherever he tours, his donations to the Toronto Food Bank the Daily Bread have been regular and apparently quite generous over the years. For Hedican it seemed a natural fit to combine his love of hockey with his need to help out.
It's something that seems so simple one, wonders if others have attempted it before. It makes everyone a winner in a season when far too many get left behind. You get the feeling that those kids that are learning the skills on the ice are probably taking a heck of a lot more than hockey lessons home with them this Christmas!
Sunday, December 18, 2005
Smile, are we still on Candid Camera!
Back then they had an interesting look at the process of eavesdropping and how Canada was providing services to the USA's NSA in its quest for terrorists, criminals and other ne'er do wells.
The only problem is a lot of other folks are finding their correspondences routinely screened and information compiled regarding their everyday communications. The Top Secret (well I guess until the Sixty Minutes report aired back then) program was (and most likely still is) called Echelon and is used by the USA, Canada, United Kingdom, New Zealand and Australia to process details of e mails, phone calls, data transfers and even baby monitors for possible illegal activity. (How many babies planning trouble before those terrible three's, is no doubt a topic of much discussion in the land of electronic surveillance, but one pities the poor operative given that thankless job )
The main subject of the segment was information provided by a former employee of Canada's CSE, who explained how Canada's monitoring agency worked and what they were looking for. He recounted how the computer programs picked up a conversation between a mother and her friend critiquing her sons performance in a school play, she apparently said that he "bombed" that night and bingo, her conversation was flagged for further analysis. In this season of Christmas concerts be careful how you describe your young ones night of stardom (or your drinking habits for that matter), lest you find yourself on an open file in Ottawa!
He also explained how the Canadian agency in the past, spied on citizens of the United Kingdom at the behest of Margaret Thatcher. It seems that Madam Thatcher was suspicious of two of her cabinet ministers and asked the CSE to check them out. They did, reported back but gave her a cloak of anonymity as in this case the United Kingdom was not actively spying on its own citizens but the required information was provided as requested.
The I'll scratch your back, if you'll scratch mine system provides each country with a veil of deniability should anyone begin to question the optics of spying on your own people. Though in the post 9/11 world that really isn't much of an impediment to the cause of total information surveillance.
The increasing frequency of regularly examining even our most mundane correspondences is a worrisome trend for our civil liberties and one that should be addressed more publicly for us. Somehow we think that the mother discussing her child's play should not be tagged as a potential terrorist. The sense of accountability is lacking currently, with innocent people finding their names flagged for future examination. A watch list if you will.
Criminals and terrorists are obviously fair game for the likes of the Echelon program, but keeping a steady hand on the reins of the program should be the guiding principle for the government. It would be worth knowing if Canada is still heavily involved in the program and if we continue to regularly log our citizens conversations, what the process is for seeking that information and what the government does with it should the target be of no national threat. Those babies on the monitor are now heading into their seventh year, how many of them should we be worried about for future wrong doing?
The world today is an even more troubled place than it was on the broadcast day for this segment. There is a need for information about those that wish us ill will, but there's just as much a need, if not more of a need, for the protection of our civil rights.
Awaiting glad tidings from Beijing
The decision is in the hands of the company now, is the hopeful word from those involved locally, in over a year of file clearing regarding all the outstanding issues of the old Skeena Cel site.
China Paper’s subsidiary Sun Wave kicked the tires in February and purchased the assets of the old/new Skeena and put an offer on the table in May for the land on Watson Island. Since then it’s been meeting after meeting as the folks at Sun Wave have conducted their due diligence on the feasibility of running the mill locally as opposed to the initial fears of carting off every salvageable piece of equipment off to China.
The long winding road of Skeena Cel has been in the forefront of Podunk history for years and seen more than one extension in its day, so it’s probably not surprising to see that yet another bit of time will pass before some kind of definitive word on the plan will come down.
What’s at stake for China Paper is the realization that it will probably take an investment of more than 100 million dollars to rejuvenate the mothballed mill and get it back in operating order. That in an economic climate that has seen numerous pulp mills shut down across the country.
At stake for the Northwest is the viability of its forest sector and even more importantly, the rebuilding of an employment and tax base for a rather devastated part of the province.
Mayor Herb Pond had been hoping for a Christmas present for Podunk with an announcement from China Paper about its intentions on the mill, but perhaps we’ll just all have to wait for Chinese New Year and a shot a good fortune for 2006. The Year of the Dog enters on January 29th, bringing with it a year that promises to root for the underdog, of which there surely can be no bigger underdog than the long troubled course of Skeena Cel. On the upside one of the traits of a Dog year is that it makes for an excellent business person.
Hopefully it’s a year that also brings an end to the uncertainty that hangs over Watson Island and the Northwest.
Pictures of Podunk: The Atlin Terminal
The showpiece of the new Prince Rupert waterfront. The Atlin Terminal is the focal point of redevelopment in the Cow Bay area. A shopping area, art gallery and offices for the Port Corporation, Customs Department and the Visitors Bureau, it has been the long awaited first step in developing a cruise ship industry in Prince Rupert.A Big Brother named George, or is he a King?
Using warrant less eavesdropping, the current US government has conducted an information collecting binge unseen in current times. Telephone calls and e mails have been examined by the NSA without notice to the federal court, as has been required since 1978. Anyone perceived as a danger to the American state and by association its government, finds themselves subject to investigation and added to a data base.
Financial records, employment histories and any other pertinent information has been assembled and traded among different US government agencies since the days of September 11th, 2001. A reversal of a former safeguard order to destroy all files after an investigation has been closed, causes even more concern for those looking to guarantee their liberties. Now a file can float around from agency to agency for years, long after the subject has ceased to be a person of interest. Making matters even more intriguing is the revelation that in the most part many of these people were never suspected of any actual wrongdoing in the first place. Why they would have their entire lives put under a microscope is a question that screams out for an answer.
The Pentagon has compiled a database of peace protestors and other activists, “internal enemies” in the eyes of the government, an ever growing data base of those that don’t quite see eye to eye with the Bush Administration’s direction. The Iraq war has become more controversial as the years go by, but the basic touchstone of the American fabric has been the ability of the people to express their displeasure over government policy. Questioning the wisdom of a war or the need to send American sons and daughters into harms way should not be the thing of covert internal action.
The revelations of the internal spying of the last four years has many worrying about a return to the days of McCarthyism and of the tumult of the sixties, an era that very nearly tore a great Republic apart.
The president has stated that these measures are required to battle the terrorist threat to America that has manifested itself since 9/11. Many however suggest that five years after the fact, the need to intrude on the most private conversations and correspondence of American citizens is a step far removed from what is really needed.
One can understand the need for credible information in these post 9/11 days, but going beyond the rule of law and in fact creating the rules as you go along, is not solidifying the concept of Democracy in the land that likes to ring that clarion bell frequently.
The President by issuing these edicts by rite of office, is coming dangerously close to moving beyond the role of an elected official and more towards the demagoguery of Royalty.
The last time the American people were subject to rules by imperial edict a revolution broke out in thirteen colonies. The King at that time was a fellow named George and he lost his empire. A current George may best take note of history and seek out a way to avoid having it repeat itself. His Imperial tones are starting to gain notice among his subjects and the opposition to his secretive ways is gaining momentum.
It’s obvious that the events of 9/11 were a watershed moment in the history of the United States; the terrorist attacks on the United States were a wake up call that the US Government needed to get a better handle on those that would seek to destroy all that America has built for itself. One can almost understand the state of mind that has taken the United States down this path, fear is a dangerous thing and can make people do things they normally would never consider possible in more sensible times.
However, by turning American against American and creating a culture of continual fear in its very own nation, the American Government is destroying a much more valuable concept. That dream of a land of the free, with a government of the people, by the people and for the people. Freedom does not come in the form of secret files and a network of internal spies. It does not resonate in a land that believes in democracy, but yet sees a government make monumental changes to its way of life, without debate of those elected by the people.
There surely must be a better way to protect the people without eroding their rights and freedoms on a daily basis. Once you have lost the trust of the people, you really have lost all that you purport to stand for
Saturday, December 17, 2005
Bad Santa!
Like a live version of the Billy Bob Thornton movie, Imposter Santa's took liberties with store stocks and exhibited most Un-Santa like behavior in their rampage through the streets of Auckland.
Here's one group that the real Santa won't have any problems discerning from naughty or nice!













