The Federal election hasn't even been declared on yet and already Ralph has spoken, we need not waste our time in a voting booth, a Liberal minority is on the way.
Ralph Klein continued his cross canada tour today with less than glad tidings for the leader of Her Majesties Loyal Opposition and fellow Conservative Lodge member Steven Harper, Ralphie said if he was a betting man, he'd bet on the Grits. We assume that a traveling physician administered CPR to Harper immediately upon hearing the word of Ralph.
Klein has said he wants the Tories to win, feels the Canadian public needs a Conservative government, he just doesn't think that we're going to elect one.
With Tory blackberries zipping and zapping the dreadful news, Conservative handlers got a hold of Ralph and suggested a "clarification" might be in order and rather quickly.
So out trotted Ralph one more time with an update on his Nova Scotia musings, said Klein; "I believe that the Conservatives are the right alternative to govern this country," "While the polls show the Liberals with a slight lead, the campaign can change everything. I urge Canadians to vote Conservative." Ralph also added in his later clarification that he fully supported Stephen Harper as leader of the Conservatives, good thing too, cause if he really didn't like him one wonders just what he might have said.
Peter McKay took the latest wildcat blowout from the deep Conservative well of Alberta with fairly good humour. Said McKay with great understatement, "Ralph said he would be helpful, this was not helpful".
And as far as what to do about any future thoughts from chairman Ralph or any other tattle tale Tories? McKay jokingly suggested duct tape, at least, we think it was jokingly. Stock up on your duct tape before Monday, be watching for a run and your chance to make some money off the upcoming election.
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