Attention People of Earth!

Whew! It looks like earth has dodged another potential dark day!

Thanks to the Pundit Kitchen comes this er, revelation if you will,  how the earth clearly has avoided yet another chance to be enslaved by our would be alien masters, who clearly had a deadline to meet this week and let it slip by.

With a laundry list of the kinds of things that the most conspiracy minded individual would slip on their tinfoil hats for, earthlings received a presentation relayed through the YouTube portal that prepared us to meet our fate.

The date of alien enslavement to be November 8th, which thankfully for us earth dwellers has come and gone, with nary a Space reptile to be seen.
.
.

.
.

Then again, no one has offered up an official explanation as to what was up in the sky over California last night...