The Princess and the Podunkian

Oh my, I’m the chosen one!

In a land faraway (now that sounds familiar) dwell a worried princess and her brother (a prince I’m sure) who are seeking my guidance and assistance!

Like a Jedi Knight of the future (or perhaps just an old time boy scout ready to do a good deed ) I can do the right thing simply by clicking the mouse of my computer, with just a few well chosen bank account numbers, I could keep a long time family fortune in the hands of its rightful heirs, protect royalty and do my bit to bring stability to a troubled land.

How can I refuse, it would be so selfish of me to simply hit the delete button.

Alas there’s so much pressure, so much tension, I fear that by my inaction I may only disappoint this desperate damsel, so distraught at her situation that she sought me, a mere Blogger with a yahoo mail address to save her.

What ever could be the odds of her correspondence landing in my humble e mail box?

It’s though the hand of a Force greater than us all, has directed this very fate into my hands.

The Princess, she asks for so little, just a safe harbour for her money and my guardianship of her and her brother, while they continue their education (which hmm, could use a little upgrading, especially that English class, perhaps we’ll move them to another school)

And like many a grand tale for my spirit of goodwill, I shall be handsomely rewarded too!

There is 10 % of the fortune for me and 5 % for any expenses I may come across while administering to the cause (again, we suspect the bulk of which will be used in transfer papers for the school upgrading).

It’s far too much for a humble knight to deserve, but there’s nary a moment to delay, there’s a princess in distress and I must stand ready to serve….

But I wonder, does this make me kind of an Obi Wan Kenobi?

My, How I'm hoping for a happy ending!




DEAR,


I am Miss Princess Madu Beko. I am 23yrs old from Ivory Coast, West Africa. Our country used to be the most peaceful and most stable economy in West Africa until september 19th 2002 when our country was attacked by terrorosits and rebels, killing many prominent personalities and holding our dear country to ransome, among people killed was my late father and mother,now it remains my younger brother and I in our own family.

Before the death of my late father, he revealed to me that he deposited the sum of US$120Million here in a suspence account in a prominent bank here in OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO for onward transfer to abroad that he wanted to use in establishing an investment in abroad.

He gave me the contact of lawyer that holding all the required documents to this account, and I've made contact with the lawyer and bank manager of which he advised me to clear these funds because of the unsure state of the country, I want you to assist me in this by:

(1)PROVIDING AN ACCONT WHERE THESE FUNDS CAN BE LODGED.

(2)ACTING AS OUR GUARDINAN WHILE WE CONTINUE OUR EDUCATION.

3 BE OUR SOLE BENEFACTOR WHERE YOU WILL INVEST THIS MONEY FOR US.

For this, I am offering you 10% of the total sum, while I will set aside 5% for any miscelleanous expenses that might be incurred during the course of this transaction. Please indicate your interest and I will furnish you with more informations.
Please note, there is no illegality involved as my late father was a very wealthy and recknowned cocoa merchant/ farmer.

Thanks,
Princess Madu Beko.
please reply through my private boxp_madu1000@hotmail.com