Sunday, August 13, 2006

But is anyone concerned about the kinkajou?

Paris Hilton has managed to make it back into the headlines, this time after a late night visit to an emergency ward. It would seem that her pet kinkajou, took a bite out of Ms. Hilton, after she became excited. The kinkajou that is, not Hilton, or maybe it was both! Who knows?

The 25 year old favorite gal of the papparazi was treated at the LA area emerg ward, where "She was seen by a doctor, who treated the wound, gave her a tetanus shot, cleaned the wound and applied something to it,".

No word on whether the kinkajou too received a tetanus shot, or any other form of medical attention. It has been taken into custody by LA health officials, ostensibly because it is considered an illegal animal, though one wonders if it's not just protective custody for the safety of the animal.

Interestingly enough the wound inflicted by Baby Luv, was described as superficial. Which as you might imagine has been a term applied to the kinkajou's master from time to time!

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