Ladies and Gentleman, our main bout, a one fall takes all for the undisputed championship of the world and the netherworld!
In the red corner, out to capture the souls of the world, we bring you Satan. And in the blue corner, able to power lift 2000lbs and ready to rumble with Beelzebub, it’s Pat Robertson.
While he’s pretty busy these days predicting the weather, compiling a hit list for the CIA and suggesting that God’s final judgment may just be around the corner, 700 Club founder and preacher Pat Robertson likes to stay pumped up. His website has recounted a modern feat of Herculean accomplishment with it‘s “revelation” that the Pastor Robertson can really lift that weight.
His television show has apparently aired a video highlighting his amazing athleticism by showing him lifting a 2,000 pound weight. It’s a fitness achievement which most medical and fitness experts suggest is rather unlikely, especially for a gentleman well into his seventies.
It’s just the latest bizarre proclamation from the land of Pat which seems to offer up some head shaking suggestion about twice a month now (Podunk passim here and here). This one however, has received more than a few humorous jabs on your local google search engine.
Does give some credence to the old country music standard, Drop kick me Jesus, through the goal posts of life! One would suggest that Pat would be the one lining up to do the honors for one and all that doubt his claim. I noticed the Blue Bombers are looking for a new kicker, at 2.000 pounds a press, Pat could be the answer to their prayers!
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