Saturday, September 16, 2006

Get rid of your neighbours and make some money while doing it!

There’s an intriguing classified advertisement in Friday’s Daily News
Right there on Page 12, Section 50, in the Wanted to Buy Homes category.

$500 CASH REWARD

Enrich Investments will pay $500 cash reward for information resulting in the purchase of a dirty, neglected, run down 2 to 12 unit residential rental property in the Prince Rupert area.

That’s right, when you call or e-mail us about a dirty, neglected, run-down property in the Prince Rupert area, and we buy it, will give you $500 cash on the day we close on the purchase… no gimmicks, or bullshot about it!

We don’t care how dirty and run down the property looks, or even if it’s totally vacant. If you know where there is a property like this in the Prince Rupert area, please call us today at 415-821-2254 or e mail us at
enrichivnestment@aol.com. Remember, the sooner you contact us, the sooner you get your $500 cash reward!

Note: Our $500 cash reward does not apply to properties that are listed with real estate brokers or to owners with properties for sale.


Perhaps indicative of the expected boom to come, somebody wants to gobble up as much rental property as possible, seemingly as soon as possible.

It’s just the thing for those folks that live beside one of those rental duplexes or larger; you know the ones, those that are growing weeds the size of evergreens and haven’t seen a coat of paint since the day the pulp mill closed down.

This seems just right for folks that have some time on their hands and like to wander around the neighbourhood looking into each and every yard.

It’s also just the thing for those neighbourhoods who have that one neighbour that they really, really want to get rid of, yes you know you have one! That guy or gal that’s been bugging you for years, whether it's abandoned cars in the front yard, messy pets, obnoxious kids or a dozen years of unreturned household items, you now have the chance to take charge!

Yes, here’s your opportunity to bring some peace to your neck of the woods and make some cash while you do it. Revenge, it truly is best served cold.

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