As I've mentioned previously I occasionally get e mail besides the normal spam of mystery potions to enhance my ahem, happiness. From time to time, someone sends me a story or a joke that is worth passing along. One popped in my inbox today, so I'll share it with the many dozens who peruse my site from time to time.
By the way if you're Amish, please insert your favourite group in place of our lead in the following comedy skit, then again if you're Amish, you're probably not reading this right now!
THE AMISH ELEVATOR
An Amish boy and his father went to a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life; I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching in amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous young blonde stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said "Go get your mother."