Thursday, November 09, 2006

Looking for the trailer in the trailer trash

So the other shoe has dropped in the Britney/K-Fed marital implosion.

Not to be outdone in the media spotlight by his petitioning soon to be ex-wife, Mr. Federline launched his own legal actions yesterday. Asking the courts for a) sole custody of the couples two children, b) spousal support from Mrs. Federline and c) have Mrs. Federline pick up the tab on any of Mr. Federline’s legal expenses.

It’s kind of like a trifecta of bitterness and the first indication that the celebrity divorce is going to be feeding the tabloids and television networks for weeks, months and mabye even years to come.

Yesterday’s breaking news of Brit’s pending bye bye program was the toast of the big daytime chat shows, from Regis and Kelly (Blame David Letterman) to The ladies of The View (the news that tops an election), the only talk of the day seemed to be the impending end of the great showbiz romance.

The best quote I heard today on this he said / she said situation, was in regards to Federlines quest for babies, cash and fees. John Larson in a report on NBC's Today suggested that Federline could be taking the advice of Bob Dylan, with his “when ain’t got nothing, you got nothing to lose.”.

This, if you think about it and considering Federline’s musical talent, is about the only comparison that ole K-Fed will ever share with Bob Dylan!

Perhaps he should look to a different Dylan song for inspiration, we suggest Everything is Broken as more appropriate to his current and future situations.

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