Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Too high to do up his fly?


Always remember to do up your fly before you stash your drugs that could be the piece of advice from a guy from Sheboygan Wisconsin.

Keen eyed police officers who had come across a car in a ditch, noticed that the 22 year old driver had exited the car in a state of some undress, having stepped out of his car with his fly undone.

The observation led police to wonder if perhaps there was a degree of illegal activity taking place, questioning the driver as to whether he had anything illegal in nature in his underwear. It's a question that could no doubt lead to any number of double entendres from the Podunkian noation we're sure. (Leave your favourite in the comments if you wish.

In the end it turned out that he had stashed his personal supply of marijuana and a pipe in the storage area but had neglected to, shall we say close the door. Which we assume falls into the "in plain sight" rules of evidence gathering.
As mama always said, make sure you wear clean underwear and make sure you do up your zipper!

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