We'll be right back after this short commercial message Sept 30

The chase, is it more rewarding than the catch?

It may be light cola, but perhaps there still is a bit too much sugar here.

We'll be right back after this short commercial message Sept 29

There's a time to talk and there's a time to listen.

Not everything is as it appears.

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 28

A can of beans brings back the memories.

Because some things never change

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 27

When you don't have to scramble for a fare.

The line forms on the left

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 26

Long before her legal troubles, Paris had a career...

The woman is a master of her lines...

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 25

Suddenly, with today's headlines, Jack Baeur's endorsement options became limited..

Nice car, but does it come with a driver?

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 24

Sometimes out of country medical care is challenging,,

You really need to be on the same page as the doctors before the operation...

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 23

Healthier lives through new creations...

It's all in the presentation

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 22

You could be the life of the party, or an obnoxious bore your choice.

What once passed for entertainment!

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 19

It's all about communication.

Pretty good gig if he was paid by the word!

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 19

When the lobster willingly goes into the hot water you know you have problems.

Keep your claws to yourself pal!

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 18

What would you do if you won the lotto...

Everyone has a smile when their numbers come in!

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 17

Good thing nobody hears those voices during those special moments...

A walk, a refreshment a misguided sell line.

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 16

Beware what evil casts its eyes on your computer..

Step away from your computer at your peril!

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 15

Some times the best path, is the path not taken..

It's all so perfectly clear now!

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 14

If you could talk to the animals.

Fido and fluffy need to talk with you!

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 13

Only the clearest of waters is good enough for Smirnoff.

Have a few too many and you'll see what the seas shall surrender!

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 12

Back in the day when the only thing out of a bottle that a baseball player had to worry about was the smell of the after shave..

What are the odds that Pete liked a close shave!

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 11

Lost in translation...

Perhaps this version is in one of the Easter eggs on the DVD!

We'll be right back after this short commercial message September 10

The seventies, such an innocent decade. Today the Cow would be from China, and you wouldn't dare drink the milk!

Fer all you city slickers, here's how ya'll get your morning milk!