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Perhaps, when George Bush first thought of missiles and things that go kaboom.

Retaliation strikes not included in the purchase price...

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Everyone needs an exit strategy...

There are just some times when you get the feeling that things aren't going to work out.

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Back in the days when smoke filled your television screen.

Take this guys smokes and prepare to be taught a lesson!

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It used to Be Bo that knew sports...

Now it's Shaq on the attack.

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The Day that Pigs really did Fly

It's in the air, everywhere

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With mortgage lenders in the news so much these days...

A peaceful bit of reflection of your mortgage requirements

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Temptation can lead you to an unfortunate circumstance.

Left with nothing but the water that he was swimming in.

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When transportation and training come together.

Just a hop, skip and a jump away from his destination.

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Don't try this with Mom or Dad's car..

A whole new concept of going out for a ride..

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Make way for the technology..

Really, all we want is a computer that doesn't crash, not one that explodes...

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It's got a beat and they can dance to it!

And everyone thought that Jim Morrison was the Lizard King..

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When suggestive chit chat meets your beer requirements...

Ad libbing his way if not into your heart, into your fridge..

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And Lucy was nowhere to be seen...

One reward not pulled away from Charlie Brown

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With the right equipment anything is possible, pushing power and good gas mileage

Moving the boulder up the hill may be getting a little easier...

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When you tire of the haggling over that car...

Plan B is always a popular option

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Things might have gone better at Waterloo with one of these

Le General is right on course

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Everyone has a dream that they can fly...

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a guy with a Bud Light!

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A larger pest problem than previously thought...

Perhaps a larger trap may help

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A modern update for a cinematic classic.

The German's can play hardball too, never annoy the Namenspate!

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Necessity is the, er uhm, father of all invention.

It's not quite as effective as it could have been.