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Your wish is his command providing it's what he does...

You know you've had too much to drink when this guy shows up..

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She was number two to that skinny little tramp from Malibu!

Back in the days when your doll didn't threaten your life.

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Carry the one and divide by two...

The day the slide rule died!

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Nothing says fun than a commercial full of lawyers!

The party of the first part, finds the internal competition worrisome.

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It's a happy robot that builds your Skoda.

It's a laugh line from the production line!

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Toyota, not the choice for those with ill intent!

Sometimes it's wise not to be a good Samaritan.

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Proper bathroom etiquette can go a long way and solve a lot of domestic trouble.

Never mind his and her bathrooms, how about his and her houses?

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You take your celebrities when you can get them!

The Last thing Rachel Ray needs is more sugar.

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Some owners are more involved than others.

He's got the moves, but more importantly he signs the cheques.

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When summoned one must appear .

Fleet like ninja, enter the cougar!

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Dilbert never had this problem outside of his cubicle.

Could have been worse, things could have been above the shredder!

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When alien robots go bad!

They mock our ways and plot against us...

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Something just doesn't look right here, it's like Canada would put a Kangaroo on its beer labels!

They have polar bears in Australia??

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It's football season, time to suit up!

Sign her up for the D line!

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Where's the Beef?

Long before Homer was flogging burgers, there was Clara!

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Everybody was Kung Fu fighting

But they weren't fast as lightning!

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What some elephants will do to get some sugar.

Elmer see, Elmer want!

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Sometimes you need to think things through..

You just can't get your "stuff back"

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Derek jeter gets some help

You gotta do what you gotta do

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And now for something completely different.

It's all how your computer compares