Received the following in my e mail a couple of days ago, I think we can all safely identify with the gathered staff. Especially those of us who have been downsized, outsourced or just got fed up and quit...
A big corporation decided it needed a shakeup and hired a new CEO to carry out the task.
The new boss was determined to get rid of any slackers. While on a tour of the company's facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of employees, and the boss wanted to let them know he meant business.
The CEO walked up to the guy and asked, "And just how much money do you make per week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I get paid $300.00 per week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $600.00 in cash and screams, "Here's two weeks' pay; now get outta here and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-of'f did around here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the workers muttered, "He's the pizza delivery guy from Dominoes!"
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